Before we begin, let us make it clear that we believe the vast majority of burglar alarm installers are top-notch pros who take great pride in their work! But if you're looking to have a security system installed, and this guy shows up, RUN AWAY QUICKLY!
Signs That You Might Have A Bad Burglar Alarm Installer:
Somehow electrocutes himself with a cordless drill.
Uses A Solar Powered Flashlight.
Had to siphen gas from his lawn mower to get to the service call.
Stole the toilet paper from your office bathroom.
Has a t-shirt that reads “Say no to crack” ..not because he’s against drugs, but to remind him to pull up his jeans.
Jack Daniels is on his list of "most admired people".
His keys double as Q-Tips.
His first instinct at hearing the siren is to hide.
Stops picking his nose just long enough to wink at your receptionist.
On a first-name basis with all the employees at the emergency ward.
Has his bail bondsman on speed dial.
Bought a police scanner just to keep up with his relatives.
Won't have time to finish the job because "deer season is fixin' to start".
Somehow, has grease under his toenails.
Can't figure out why his stud finder doesn't go off when he points it at himself.
Don't Let This Guy Install Your Burglar Alarm!
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